How many times have I said this to Emily and to my parents as they walked to the park with me? “I feel a million bucks right now.” And the truth is, the vast majority of my life has been spent feeling like a million bucks.
I think this has to do with the fact that Emily is the most expensive and richest person I have ever met. She has hundreds of millions of dollars in investments, a billion dollars in stock, and a billion dollars in bonds. She’s married to one of the richest men in the world, William Dozier. And he is the CEO of the world’s largest and wealthiest chain of pizza restaurants.
I am currently the richest person I know, and my net worth is almost exactly the same.
Emily Dozier has a net worth of $8.6 billion dollars, and there are many people with higher net worths than she does, but only a few of them have the power to be Emily Dozier’s husband. You see, William Dozier is a billionaire through not having any children, and Emily Dozier has a husband because there is no one to inherit his fortune.
Emily Dozier is the CEO of the worlds largest and wealthiest chain of pizza restaurants. I am currently the richest person I know, and my net worth is almost exactly the same. At the moment, I’m single, and my net worth as of today is 5.3 billion dollars. But if I were to marry someone with a higher net worth, I could still be the richest woman in the world.
I’ve been married to a woman who’s made $100 million in a month and she’s been married to a man who’s made $130 million in a month (it’s only been 2 years). I would be happy to make a total of $1 billion in a couple of years, but I’d be surprised if it’s not more than $1 billion.
Im not a millionaire but I do have a net worth around $100,000. I have 2 daughters and a son. And I have a husband and 3 grandchildren. So im a millionaire.
I can only assume you are being facetious here. You may be referring to the fact that you have a wife, a small number of grandchildren, and a husband. There is no way I would want to be a millionaire. But that doesn’t mean you don’t have a net worth. If you want to, you can go ahead and make it more than $100,000.
The problem is that emily does not have a net worth. That is not how net worth works. She still has a net worth of a few hundred thousand dollars. In fact, she has a total net worth of only a few millions. That means that even if our assumption of a millionaire is correct, she would still have a net worth of less than 100,000 dollars. No millionaire would have a net worth this small.
So, what does this mean? It means that our assumption of emily’s net worth is wrong. She has a net worth of $100,000 dollars. We cannot just assume she doesn’t have a net worth. We cannot assume that she is only making a few thousand dollars a year, or that she spends all of her time at home, or that she doesn’t have any money at all.